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[Word removed at the request of Steorn]

The word being "Steorn"

African Pump

Angus

"a small, bad world"

Moletrap, as characterised by enginerd:

"...if he actually wants to demonstrate something novel
to the scientific community at large, then this forum is
actually a nice, gentle, warm-up for the big bad world
(being, as it is, a small bad world)."

The quote in its full context.

banned

Reference to moletrappers - Village of the Banned, The Banned Played On

bannation, bannination

bespoke

referring to an experiment designed to produce a desired result

bespokesperson

BIPS

Ban In Plain Sight

blat

A mythical insect found only on moletrap

Bottom Bunking

What NewsEditor does.

Butter bearings

bunker, paid bunker (see debunker)

Cancel

an inadvertent euphemism for cancer.

Candy Mountain

Reference to the SKDB

CEO vs. COE

A reference to Steornish hybris. (From the legend on a T-shirt made by Steorn.)

contrapreneur

Someone attempting to make money out of nonsense. Steorn, Defkalion e.g.

COP

Coefficient of Plausibility

craigasm

A sudden overwhelming rush of belief - usually provoked by very modest digital stimulation - that causes a commentator to erupt with a stream of noisy emissions.

It's enough...

DOUBLE ANGUS

see Angus

Dreaded Reverse Ping of Death

Alright arilhgt alright that's exactly what I needed!

Never seen a bteetr post! ICOCBW

FLPS

Forum Limerick Police Service

Enforcers of, amongst other valuable public restrictions to free expression, the Limerick Advisory Service

Fluxed

freetard

FWOTW

Fuckwit of the Week

Futilitron

Fatalerrortron

German company

A mythical authority brought in under a mythical contract to validate a claim.

Hamburglar's syndrome

jam tomorrow

Referring to rollout plans for perpetual motion

K-toy

Kapellophagy

kilowait

108 kw = SOON

Kinetica

Any failed demonstration

Krazy Khazar Konspiracy

The belief that the world is actually run by non-Jewish conspirators who are pretending to be Jews.

Your atirlce was excellent and erudite.

Launch

Referring to the introduction of perpetual motion technology

You got to push it-this essnetail info that is!

measurism

A sophisticated discipline wherein the technique of measurement is adapted to ensure the desired result.

Play inorfmative for me, Mr. internet writer.

misedutainment

mismeasutainment

misoverexcited

moleander

to moleander

the Moletrap moleander thread

No more s***. All posts of this quliaty from now on

moletrap

"Moletrap continues to serve the original purpose the domain was registered for; to annoy people."

moletrappic, moletrappian, moletrappean

adjective not yet stable

Miles Davis Anomalous Jazz Propulsion Laboratory

Mr Hand

See also Mr Tweezers

Mr Tweezers

See also Mr Hand

NDA

Not Doing Anything

Nodding donkey

Referring to a toy powered by perpetual motion

Off the grid

Mental state not concordant with reality

Orbo

With types

Orbette

Aka Al’s Orbette

I really neeedd to find this info, thank God!

orboneering

You have shed a ray of snusihne into the forum. Thanks!

Orborrhoid

Orbosphere

overequivocate

pee-one

PMPMMCPW

Permanent Magnet Perpetual Motion Machines Can't Possibly Work (disclaimer when actually considering it)

PIFU

Pink Invisible Flying Unicorn

I'll try to put this to good use immeidtaely.

pseudosceptic

rebunker

relignorant

relignoramus

ROBOT

ROBOT ( as distinct from robot) is a term used on moletrap to indicate alcoholic beverages, esp. when consumption is indicated as a result of psychological stress. The term originates from a web cartoon too obscure to explain here.

Roobot

An android marsupial engineered to carry human foetuses on long duration space voyages.

Really!

scientalistic

scoposcopy

Seanism

Examples

You put the lime in the coconut and drink the atircle up.

Knowledge wants to be free, just like these atirlecs!

S(M)OT

Simple Nonmagnetic Overunity Toy

SMUT, SMNOT

Simple Magnetic Underunity Toy

Kewl you should come up with that. Exclelent!

steornish

I watend to spend a minute to thank you for this.

stonkey

stopstart

talk intiative

three blind mice

Watson, Fennelly, Rice, Watson, Fennelly, Rice
See what they’ve done, see what they’ve done
They all ran after the same mistake
There’s no control and the scope’s opaque
Beware of the garden path you take,
Watson, Fennelly, Rice.

the (far less than) 300

referring to the SKDB

time warp

the Great Moletrap Time Warp is a feature of the moletrap forum whereby postings may appear in reverse temporal order. Receiving a response to a comment not yet made can provide much opportunity for humour, disbelief and abject fear.

UMODIL

unreliable morbidly obese drunken Irish liar

Vesica Piscis

a fisherman's bladder

Waterways

referring to a fiasco

Webshite

whackadoo, island whackadoo

whatt

whipmag

WIN, double WIN

You can say anything in the Last Poster thread, as long as you say that you have won, being for that short moment the "Last Poster". The approved phrase is "WIN".

If the previous poster fails to do this, you can claim a "DOUBLE WIN". Wins up to octuple have been recorded.

windulum

An experimental aid used in considering how to travel DWFTW

video

woominary

110%

550BHP

0.5 W/cc

2 km/s

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