[Word removed at the request of Steorn]
The word being "Steorn"
"a small, bad world"
Moletrap, as characterised by enginerd:
"...if he actually wants to demonstrate something novel
to the scientific community at large, then this forum is
actually a nice, gentle, warm-up for the big bad world
(being, as it is, a small bad world)."
The quote in its full context.
Reference to moletrappers - Village of the Banned, The Banned Played On
referring to an experiment designed to produce a desired result
Ban In Plain Sight
A mythical insect found only on moletrap
What NewsEditor does.
bunker, paid bunker (see debunker)
an inadvertent euphemism for cancer.
Reference to the SKDB
CEO vs. COE
A reference to Steornish hybris. (From the legend on a T-shirt made by Steorn.)
Someone attempting to make money out of nonsense. Steorn, Defkalion e.g.
Coefficient of Plausibility
A sudden overwhelming rush of belief - usually provoked by very modest digital stimulation - that causes a commentator to erupt with a stream of noisy emissions.
Dreaded Reverse Ping of Death
Alright arilhgt alright that's exactly what I needed!
Never seen a bteetr post! ICOCBW
Forum Limerick Police Service
Enforcers of, amongst other valuable public restrictions to free expression, the Limerick Advisory Service
Fuckwit of the Week
A mythical authority brought in under a mythical contract to validate a claim.
Referring to rollout plans for perpetual motion
108 kw = SOON
Any failed demonstration
Krazy Khazar Konspiracy
The belief that the world is actually run by non-Jewish conspirators who are pretending to be Jews.
Your atirlce was excellent and erudite.
Referring to the introduction of perpetual motion technology
You got to push it-this essnetail info that is!
A sophisticated discipline wherein the technique of measurement is adapted to ensure the desired result.
Play inorfmative for me, Mr. internet writer.
No more s***. All posts of this quliaty from now on
"Moletrap continues to serve the original purpose the domain was registered for; to annoy people."
moletrappic, moletrappian, moletrappean
adjective not yet stable
Miles Davis Anomalous Jazz Propulsion Laboratory
See also Mr Tweezers
See also Mr Hand
Not Doing Anything
Referring to a toy powered by perpetual motion
Off the grid
Mental state not concordant with reality
Aka Al’s Orbette
I really neeedd to find this info, thank God!
You have shed a ray of snusihne into the forum. Thanks!
Permanent Magnet Perpetual Motion Machines Can't Possibly Work (disclaimer when actually considering it)
Pink Invisible Flying Unicorn
I'll try to put this to good use immeidtaely.
ROBOT ( as distinct from robot) is a term used on moletrap to indicate alcoholic beverages, esp. when consumption is indicated as a result of psychological stress. The term originates from a web cartoon too obscure to explain here.
An android marsupial engineered to carry human foetuses on long duration space voyages.
- “ Always proven to work”
- “ Packs quite a punch”
- “ Take a screwdriver to it”
You put the lime in the coconut and drink the atircle up.
Knowledge wants to be free, just like these atirlecs!
Simple Nonmagnetic Overunity Toy
Simple Magnetic Underunity Toy
Kewl you should come up with that. Exclelent!
I watend to spend a minute to thank you for this.
three blind mice
Watson, Fennelly, Rice, Watson, Fennelly, Rice
See what they’ve done, see what they’ve done
They all ran after the same mistake
There’s no control and the scope’s opaque
Beware of the garden path you take,
Watson, Fennelly, Rice.
the (far less than) 300
referring to the SKDB
the Great Moletrap Time Warp is a feature of the moletrap forum whereby postings may appear in reverse temporal order. Receiving a response to a comment not yet made can provide much opportunity for humour, disbelief and abject fear.
unreliable morbidly obese drunken Irish liar
a fisherman's bladder
referring to a fiasco
whackadoo, island whackadoo
WIN, double WIN
You can say anything in the Last Poster thread, as long as you say that you have won, being for that short moment the "Last Poster". The approved phrase is "WIN".
If the previous poster fails to do this, you can claim a "DOUBLE WIN". Wins up to octuple have been recorded.
An experimental aid used in considering how to travel DWFTW